Conflate.

Person
A: Hi. I've been studying. What have you been doing?
B: Er, erm, maybe studying? Okay, let's just say I've been enjoying myself and having fun, unlike you this nerd who only knows to study and study and nothing more. B-O-R-I-N-G.
A: Oh, I'm a nerd and indeed I'm a boring person too. Great! *smile* If being a nerd will take me to somewhere and make my life awesome in future, I would love to be a nerd because I will be having a fun future.
B: Wow, indeed, I am talking to a nerd plus a crazy one.
A: Yay, I'm a nerd. 8-| I'm getting out of this and going back to my studies now. Bye bye.

Take me out of this maze & talk me out of this absurd conversation.